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avatar Leebo 19 day.ago

With all the "Uncle Jokes" that keep on popping up on this sub. I need to bring this up again.

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1. Why must samurai always accept a duel challenge?

Its the only way to get A head

2. Colonel general and Soldier

One day, a general was walking through a military base when he noticed a soldier casually eating and walking past him without saluting. Furious, the general ordered the soldier to stop and called him over. Here’s how their conversation went: **General**: Soldier, do you even know who I am? Do you know my rank? **Soldier**: Nope, not at all. **General**: Listen up, soldier. Right now, you’re a private—zero rank. The lowest in the military hierarchy. Basically, you’re nothing. **Soldier**: Okay. **General**: In the military, as you serve more years and prove yourself, your rank goes up. **Soldier**: Alright. **General**: For example, after this, you become a Private First Class. **Soldier**: Got it. **General**: Then you move up to Corporal, Sergeant, Warrant Officer, and so on. **Soldier**: And then? **General**: Eventually—though it’s almost impossible—you could become me, a General, the highest rank in the military. **Soldier**: And after that? **General** (Surprised): After that? There’s nothing after that. That’s it. **Soldier**: Well, I’m already that “nothing” right now.

3. The extractor fan in my bathroom broke down recently. However, I can do a really good impression of one. Would you like to hear it?

I don’t think I like tractors anymore.

4. Why don’t time travelers get invited to standup?

Because they always show up before the joke's even told… and then laugh awkwardly for way too long.

5. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

The one from his mama.

6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

8. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts

9. My father moaned all the time as he grew up

He’s now a groan man

10. What do you call the Local Access Network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

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